Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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