Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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