I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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