Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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