I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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