Grow some girl-balls and come out already
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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