i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Buhtt sex?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
