i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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