i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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