Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Randomize
