I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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