I want to stick my p in your. b.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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