I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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