Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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