im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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