Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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