Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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