what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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