your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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