I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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