so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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