Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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