In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
bring money and cleavage
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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