...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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