so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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