He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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