Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
You smell like stripper and shame
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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