used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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