when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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