turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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