i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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