it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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