The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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