...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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