i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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