Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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