He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
i am craving dick and cupcakes