scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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