its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i came on her dog
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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