Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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