Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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