You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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