there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
should my penis look like a turkey
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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