thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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