I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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