fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
No I am not eating basil off your cock
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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