3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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