im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
you never un-have a 4some
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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