The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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