I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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