"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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