The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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