Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My vagina is very pro this idea
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