did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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