Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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