Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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