Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
